Overheard in confession;

First Sinner: Forgive me father for I have committed an original sin.

Priest: Confess your sin my son.

First Sinner: I have coveted my neighbor's wife.

Priest: I’ve heard it before. That's not Original!

Second Sinner: Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I have poked a badger with a spoon.

Priest: Well done my son! I’ve never heard that one before. You have indeed committed an original sin.