Top 9 ways to know a Vegas casino is closing
9. Rats streaming out of casino carrying their belongings.
8. Las Vegas locals streaming out of casino carrying everything.
7. Coffee shop special is stew made from three decades of leftovers.
6. Hookers suddenly move to the joint up the street.
5. Valet guy takes your car and drives away...forever.
4. Cheshire grinning executives.
3. Food comps expire after fifteen minutes.
2. Bingo session cancelled mid-number.
1. Dynamite stacked around support columns.
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