FUNNY: 15 things to do at Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon
1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... And watched what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using 2 different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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